Pssstt... shhhhh... He stepped away. I don't have much time, so I'll have to be quick.

He's only pretending to be an aloof schipperke. I'm the real one. He's nice guy, but he's taking this dog thing way too far.

He and his wife have four dogs. There's a sheltie, schipperke (:U), corgi, and toy fox terrier. I am, however, his favorite!

Yup - got him eating out of my hand. errr... oh wait... that might be the other way around. errr... wait... that can't be right. hmmm... wait... hmmm... oh, whatever...

My name is Zim. I know, I know - it sounds like a boy name, but I'm a girl. I curse Kevin for having strange taste in dog naming. Regardless, here are a couple pictures (Kevin's main picture of me isn't very flattering).

Picture of Zim the Schipperke Another Picture of Zim the Schipperke

My favorite pastimes are food and confounding humans. At the risk of sounding immodest, I'm also known for my smarts, curiosity, and dogged determination. If you are the least bit curious (I know you are), take a look at the links I've provided.

Zim's Useful Links About Schipperkes

Aloof Schipperke Merchandise from Johnsonpig Schwag
AKC page for the Schipperke breed
Wikipedia entry for 'Schipperke'
Schipperke Rescue